*** WANTED *** NILES THE CROCODILE *** For the Eating of My Left Hande *** WANTED *** waves
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Niles the Crocodile

NILES THE CROCODILE

For the Eating of My Left Hande

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I have sturdy Proofe that this Crocodile did knowingly and with great Malice masticate, gustate, swallow, digest, and thereafter pass mine own Left Hande.

I will share this Proofe with major news outlets (Denver Post, CNN, The New Yorke TImes) in 30 days if my Demandes are not met.

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DAYS UNTIL THE PROOFE IS SHARED:
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OCEAN
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My Demandes:

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  1. Surrender the Crocodile to my Custody for Justice
  2. Written Apologie from the Corporation
  3. One (1) real Treasure Map
  4. Reimburse in full the Mooring Fee for my ship The Jolly Roger in Boston Harbor
  5. First class Ticket to Boston Logan International Airport (Delta please)
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Are you the real Captain Hook?
Yes.

I thought the Crocodile was hunting you, not the other way around?
A lie.

Can't Disney sue you for this?
No. I'm in the public domain.

Why now?
Niles has been hiding from me for many years. Finally I saw him on Social Media and have come to Colorado for Justice.

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Mother

Does Jas. Hook Have A Mother Now???

I've always wanted a Mother. Indeede I thought the Wendy girl would be my Mother, but Pan took her from me like he took my Hande.

So I have come up with a Great Invention:

★ Mommy's Little Secret ★

Mommy's Little Secret Mommy's Little Secret

A potable Tonic that goes in any Hip Flaske and makes even the Angriest Pirate smile.

If you like drinking Rhum but are tired of the Sicknesses, try Mommy's Little Secret

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